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Bumboo – Fold or Crumple?

Fold or Crumple... 

It’s a tale as old as time, you take a pressing seat atop the porcelain throne, and out of what seems to be natural instinct you reach for the Bumboo and… You either fold your toilet paper… or you crumple it into a horrendous ball of matter.

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As you can assume, I will come right out and let you know where I stand. I’m a folder, I always have been and always will be! For me, it’s the most efficient, logical, and effective way to Give a Sheet when I wipe my a**.
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At a recent backyard barbeque, the potty talk began early as we were trying to start a campfire to unit the party. Little did we know… it was the beginning of the end. The fire-smith drew fifteen fresh sheets of Bumboo as kindling for our soon to be divided party. As he went back in for a second stroke with no intention of folding a single sheet, half of the crowd erupted as if we had personally offended a ritual as old as time. The worst part… he had. How to use toilet paper has never been taught, it’s a personal identity piece you develop over time and your technique becomes a part of who you are. A fickle fingerprint that we don’t even consider to be more than a sh*t ticket!
 
Let's look at the facts;
 
Overall almost 50% more people fold their toilet paper rather than crumple it.
 
Age increases the chance you will be folding rather than crumpling.
 
Women are significantly more likely than men to crumple than fold.
 
Spending more time in the bathroom increases the chances of you crumpling versus folding.
 
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 As always, happy wiping!
-Bumboo